Saturday, November 8, 2008

woah, am I in degrassi?

So I'm at a certain highschool, (ahem, Santa Monica) yesterday.. and after all that high-fiving and shirt slinging and life-changing, I was really thirsty. So I went out by the van, just a few feet from my tom's (I'm trying to air them out...) , my book and iPod by the ledge; to grab a bottle of water. As I stand there, in full view of my things, two punk kids walk by and snatch my iPod. Wait. Really? I mean, come on. They proceed to walk away, probably thinking something like, dang, I just got a free iPod, and I'm such a BA too, ohh lucky day. 

they had no idea what was coming.

So I lept out from the front of the van and yelled out, 'dude, did you really just steal my ipod?' 
I proceeded to yell out- HE STOLE MY IPOD! And I'm sure I looked pretty scary, note to all- don't get a sleep-deprived roadie mad. It's just not a good idea. 

A look of fear washed over him and he threw it (what the hell..) and ran off. I notified a teacher of this houligan, and went back to the screenings. That same teacher came back and told me that they had caught the culprit, and that I was to identify him at the principals office. Sweet victory is mine. So I went to the office, and looked my little mugger in the eye. And this is what I said, " Listen, I don't want an apology, but I DO want you to know that I am here as a volunteer, as a representative for those who have nothing. My only purpose for being here is that you understand your own affluence, and realize that you don't deserve it; and that it is only yours when you give it away. All I ask of you is to watch the film today. Jerk. (Okay, maybe not the last part.) So the principal notified me that he would be suspended. Hah, in your face little boy!

So unfortunately, we can't change them all, but we can school them and make them feel really bad about themselves for being such d-bags. 

One last thing- I was walking around Santa Monica and spotted JUSTIN BOBBY eating pizza at Joe's pizza. I told him what's up, and to stop playing Audrina like a FOOL- overall, justice has been served today. 

-Nada (Cal/Veggie)

2 comments:

Blaise. said...

so good! get them punks nadada!!!

RebeccaWillis said...

Oh man Nada. You are my hero.